Doberman's
01-29-2007, 04:59 PM
Got to watch those girls nights out!!
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>Two women, who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls
>>>>>Night
>>>>> >>Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
>>>>> >>Incredibly
>>>>> >>drunk
>>>>> >>and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very
>>>>> >>near a
>>>>> >>graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a
>>>>> >>head
>>>>> >>stone or something.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd
>>>>>take
>>>>> >>off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend,
>>>>> >>however,
>>>>>was
>>>>> >>wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin
>>>>> >>hers,
>>>>>but
>>>>> >>was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of
>>>>> >>the
>>>>> >>graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon. After finishing, they
>>>>> >>then
>>>>> >>made off for home.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
>>>>>said,
>>>>> >>"This dang girls' night out thing has got to stop right now! My wife
>>>>>came
>>>>> >>home last night without her panties!"
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>"That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a
>>>>> >>card
>>>>> >>stuck
>>>>> >>to her ass that said, 'FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL
>>>>> >>NEVER
>>>>> >>FORGET YOU.'"
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>Two women, who had been friends for years, decided to go for a Girls
>>>>>Night
>>>>> >>Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
>>>>> >>Incredibly
>>>>> >>drunk
>>>>> >>and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very
>>>>> >>near a
>>>>> >>graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a
>>>>> >>head
>>>>> >>stone or something.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she thought she'd
>>>>>take
>>>>> >>off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend,
>>>>> >>however,
>>>>>was
>>>>> >>wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin
>>>>> >>hers,
>>>>>but
>>>>> >>was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of
>>>>> >>the
>>>>> >>graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon. After finishing, they
>>>>> >>then
>>>>> >>made off for home.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and
>>>>>said,
>>>>> >>"This dang girls' night out thing has got to stop right now! My wife
>>>>>came
>>>>> >>home last night without her panties!"
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>"That's nothing." said the other husband, "Mine came home with a
>>>>> >>card
>>>>> >>stuck
>>>>> >>to her ass that said, 'FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL
>>>>> >>NEVER
>>>>> >>FORGET YOU.'"