brunosmom
02-07-2007, 04:08 PM
Attention All Dogs
(found this in another forum today)
1. First, find a baby. Be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing
classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful
aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/pazar/babyhugs2.jpg
2. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/pazar/babyhugs3.jpg
3. DROOL. The slobber helps encourage the baby to accept the “paw slide".
The "paw slide": Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/pazar/babyhugs4.jpg
4. Finally, when a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/pazar/babyhugs5.jpg
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
Good luck to all of you
(found this in another forum today)
1. First, find a baby. Be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing
classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful
aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/pazar/babyhugs2.jpg
2. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/pazar/babyhugs3.jpg
3. DROOL. The slobber helps encourage the baby to accept the “paw slide".
The "paw slide": Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/pazar/babyhugs4.jpg
4. Finally, when a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/pazar/babyhugs5.jpg
Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.
Good luck to all of you