Yellow Dog
02-08-2007, 03:31 PM
There once were two brothers. One was named Artie and one was named Dominick. Dominick was married but really didn't like the lady. Dominick approached Artie and asked him to kill her for him. Shocked Artie wondered why. Dominick explained that she is driving him crazy. Dominick offered money but Artie refused. They finally agreed that Dominick would pay Artie 99 Cents. So Artie goes up to Domincks house and chokes his wife. Then the maid comes in, seeing what he had done, so he had to kill her. Then the butler came in, and Artie killed him too. He got his 99 cents and went home. The next day the Newspaper read Artie-Chokes (Artichokes) 3 for 99 cents at Dominick's. HAHAHA!