View Full Version : Top 10 signs you're way too into dogs
brunosmom
02-19-2007, 06:18 PM
10. You find that your dog's toys have crossed over into your child's toybox
9. Your dog HAS his own toybox
8. You discuss poop on at least a weekly basis
7. You automatically yell "DON'T EAT THAT!" and then realize you don't know if you're talking to your baby...or the dog
6. You realize that you move onto the "Acceptance" phase much more quickly when you find something chewed up or broken
5. You find when you ask who dribbled all over the toilet seat...you already know it was the dog, and not the son, father, or nephew.
4. Baby talk is no longer restricted to babies of the two legged naked variety
3. You notice that you are spelling things such as "W-A-L-K" and "V-E-T" even though dogs, like babies, don't understand English
2. You no longer mind using the dog's brush as your own when yours is nowhere to be found.
1. When you shower and you wonder "What smells like dog?" and you come to realize it is yourself, after spending all day at a trial of some sort, killing yourself for a silly acronym at the end of your dog's name. :D
golden-lover
02-19-2007, 06:27 PM
I like the one "You know you're a dog lover if... everytime you see the word BOB you think: best of breed"
Saturday as we headed out to lunch I saw a dog in a pick-up truck about 8 cars ahead. I said "Oooh. Nice dog."
Hubby thought I was being rude about the woman in the car next to us. (like I would?)
He said I notice dogs everywhere when others wouldn't. "Canine radar" we shall call it. Cadar?
skunkstripe
02-19-2007, 07:14 PM
I can add a couple more:
- instead of "Welcome" the mat on your doorstep says "Wipe your paws"
-even though you don't have kids, you still buy the Cottonelle for Kids toilet paper because of the paw prints and Lab puppies on it
KatzNK9
02-19-2007, 07:34 PM
Great post! Loved it! Thanks for sharing.
retriever crazy
02-19-2007, 08:39 PM
10. You find that your dog's toys have crossed over into your child's toybox
9. Your dog HAS his own toybox
8. You discuss poop on at least a weekly basis
7. You automatically yell "DON'T EAT THAT!" and then realize you don't know if you're talking to your baby...or the dog
6. You realize that you move onto the "Acceptance" phase much more quickly when you find something chewed up or broken
5. You find when you ask who dribbled all over the toilet seat...you already know it was the dog, and not the son, father, or nephew.
4. Baby talk is no longer restricted to babies of the two legged naked variety
3. You notice that you are spelling things such as "W-A-L-K" and "V-E-T" even though dogs, like babies, don't understand English
2. You no longer mind using the dog's brush as your own when yours is nowhere to be found.
1. When you shower and you wonder "What smells like dog?" and you come to realize it is yourself, after spending all day at a trial of some sort, killing yourself for a silly acronym at the end of your dog's name. :D
HAHAHA! Yup thats me :p
sheplovr
02-19-2007, 08:55 PM
Hey Uups that is me for sure I smell like dog but my home does not. I clean and sweep daily but i have dog hair all over me when I go out who cares, right? NOT ME!! I love my dogs and all here knows I own top dogs so they just laugh when they see me brushing it off. Great post honey. It is me.
skunkstripe
02-19-2007, 09:10 PM
Yeah I want one of those coffee cups that say "Everything tastes better with dog hair in it"
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2029
or a plate!!
https://shop.thehungersite.com/store/item.do?itemId=26443&siteId=220
Borzoi mad
02-20-2007, 04:45 AM
Very apt Jan Thanks for posting I also like the one BOB
JustDogCrazy
02-20-2007, 07:12 AM
Yeah I want one of those coffee cups that say "Everything tastes better with dog hair in it"
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2029
or a plate!!
https://shop.thehungersite.com/store/item.do?itemId=26443&siteId=220
Great post.......so true...
I really need to get myself the coffee mug......I'm always pulling pieces of dog hair out of or off of stuff and clothes.....:D
alibob238
02-21-2007, 10:27 AM
Yeah I want one of those coffee cups that say "Everything tastes better with dog hair in it"
LOL!!!
I grew up with cats I have to admit, but I think absolutely nothing of picking cat or dog hair out of my food. God only knows how it gets there. I didn't even think it was weird until my boyfriend came round once and left a big chunk of food, I asked him what was wrong with it since it's his favourite, and he sayd "It has mickey fur in it" (mickey is my cat, these were the pre sparky days) I was like yeah so pick it out and carry on..........but he didn't want to. strange boy :D
funny how you think nothing of it and other people are disgusted by it isn't it
MayaCrazyGirl
02-21-2007, 12:04 PM
I always seem to have their hair on me when I go to work no matter how much I brush it off. We all laugh at work about it when I say if I could bring the whole dog I would. Until then I settle for just the hair.
Monkey
02-23-2007, 01:55 PM
haha I love it.. the worst part is.. I AM GUILTY OF ALL OF THE ABOVE!!:D :D :drunken: :cheers:
KatzNK9
02-23-2007, 01:59 PM
haha I love it.. the worst part is.. I AM GUILTY OF ALL OF THE ABOVE!!:D :D :drunken: :cheers:
LOL, there are worse things in the world to be guilty of ... :p
skunkstripe
02-23-2007, 01:59 PM
haha I love it.. the worst part is.. I AM GUILTY OF ALL OF THE ABOVE!!:D :D :drunken: :cheers:
Then you are on the right forum! :cheers:
Monkey
02-23-2007, 02:16 PM
I have finally found a page where people are as nuts and serious as I am.
YAY!!! :cheers: :cheers: everyone, I only drink modest but this take a cheer :D
parker
02-23-2007, 06:45 PM
Yup gulity too and proud of it :D
borzoimom
03-09-2007, 10:44 AM
Or you use the word "bitch" and think nothing of it- and so do your children.. lol.
PopeyeDogz
03-10-2007, 04:25 AM
"7. You automatically yell "DON'T EAT THAT!" and then realize you don't know if you're talking to your baby...or the dog "
Pwaaahahahahaha ha ha! <GUILTY>
GreyhoundGirl
03-10-2007, 10:01 AM
HAHA, yep, some of those are me for sure! :p
Yeah I want one of those coffee cups that say "Everything tastes better with dog hair in it"
http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2029
or a plate!!
https://shop.thehungersite.com/store/item.do?itemId=26443&siteId=220
HAHA! Those would be sooooooo truthful in our house. I don't know what is with Jenny but fur? Everywhere! I need one of those plates! lol
The BOB one is good too. :D
GreyhoundGirl
03-10-2007, 10:04 AM
Or you use the word "bitch" and think nothing of it- and so do your children.. lol.
Just saw your post *snort* :p hehehe This brings back memories...:p
haha, I loved it...especially the one about toilette seat dribble :p
GreyhoundGirl
03-11-2007, 08:45 PM
Anyone mind if I add a few of my own?
You've stopped bothering to put the vaccum away.
You can't see out your windows because they're all covered in noseprints. :guiltysmiley:
You've got memorized down to the smallest detail every ingredient that goes into your dogs dish. But have no clue what's really in yours.
GreyhoundGirl
03-11-2007, 08:47 PM
Oh, and the first thing you pack when you go on a vacation is a jar of peanut butter and a Kong, in case you have to leave your poor darling behind for a minute while you tour the area. :p