Kids say...

[Angel Chicken]

The darnedest things!!

My little three year old is at the stage where he is obsessed with butts, farts, and his "pee-pee".

Last night, I was in the kitchen, and he ran up to me and tried to pull my pants down (I was wearing PJ pants). I asked him what he was doing, and he replied....

"Mommy! I just wanna see your butt, it's pretty!"


What funny things have your kiddos said to you?

[parker]

After giving birth to my youngest child at home he was cleaned and wrapped in a blanket so myother two kids could come and see him. They sat round and had a cuddle with him for a while and then i went off for a bath, my 3 year old daughter came in looking confused soi askedher what was wrong andshe said 'when is the girl baby going to come out then?' :D To which my reply wanted to be give us a chance im still hurting here, but was instead in a few years :D

[KatzNK9]

Awwwwwwwww ... too cute!

[acctgqueen]

I don't have any kids... but my 3 year old "adopted" nephew one day said the funniest thing... we were rushing out the door trying to go somewhere and I looked over and he had taken his shoes off again. I yelled at him to put his shoes on and he said "Calm down, Ju-ju." My husband and I were rolling on the floor.

[Monkey]

well I havent heard kid saying that much BUT, I said something my mom is still ashamed of. Being little like 3-4 years old I had already asked about babies. My mom explained it to me with the big bellies and everything. Than one day in the postoffice I pointed at this xlargeman, and asked my other, mom, is he going to have his baby soon?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! :o

[parker]

haha thats great :D

[mysterydog1]

The darnedest things!!

My little three year old is at the stage where he is obsessed with butts, farts, and his "pee-pee".

Last night, I was in the kitchen, and he ran up to me and tried to pull my pants down (I was wearing PJ pants). I asked him what he was doing, and he replied....

"Mommy! I just wanna see your butt, it's pretty!"


What funny things have your kiddos said to you?
:wtf: Thats kinda disturbing actually. I don't even have kids :p

[Angel Chicken]

Well, when kids are that age they are curious. :) They investigate EVERYTHING from the floor to the toilet and that includes people.

I'm not a perv or anything, I just thought it was funny!!

[alibob238]

well, not something she said so much as did, but my 2 year old niece was round here the other day and Sparky started scratching, and she ran over to her and said "i'll scratch it for you" and started scratching her. That made me laugh, the dog just looked bewildered

[Angel Chicken]

Aww that sounds sweet Alibob, I bet the look on the dog's face was priceless!

[alibob238]

lol def was a good one :D

[Sabledog]

my brother was over tonight, and he is a pretty big guy, my 4 yr old goes "uncle? whay are you so big, you have a big tummy, is there a baby in there?" i couldnt help but laugh but had to tell her that it was rude to say that to people, but i still couldnt help but laugh!! LOL

[Angel Chicken]

Oh my goodness... we had another funny situation Friday afternoon!

We had to take Matt to get new molds for his hearing aids, and stopped off for a late lunch after.

Rob went inside Tony's to get lunch, and Matt and I waited in the car, with the windows down, listening to music.

This car pulls in next to us and Matt looks at them, points, and says:

"Laura!!! Look, there's those chocolate boys again!" :eek::eek:

Luckily, they hadn't gotten out of their car yet, and their windows were up.

I know I turned three shades of red. Where did he get THAT from?!

[Jake2006]

those posts made me smile - i think the worst thing i heard from my nephew was to tell his teacher that God is ********! This was in a religious studies class - he was 7 at the time! OK he's entitled to his own religious beliefs but to come out and say that to the teacher!

[Monkey]

Oh my goodness... we had another funny situation Friday afternoon!

We had to take Matt to get new molds for his hearing aids, and stopped off for a late lunch after.

Rob went inside Tony's to get lunch, and Matt and I waited in the car, with the windows down, listening to music.

This car pulls in next to us and Matt looks at them, points, and says:

"Laura!!! Look, there's those chocolate boys again!" :eek::eek:

Luckily, they hadn't gotten out of their car yet, and their windows were up.

I know I turned three shades of red. Where did he get THAT from?!

hahahahahaha I am married to one of those. To bad it wasnt my husband and he had heard him. He would have offered him a bite.. *lol*
My hubby had another incident with his skin...
A friend of his had a 3-4 year old daughter, she was totally amazed by his dark skin and asked him how he got it. So my hubby answers: Well my mom put me in the oven to drie me off and left me for too long.
This little girl look at him with BIG BIG BIG eyes and just like OHH WOW!!
Then it takes a minute or two and she asks her mother: His mother didnt really leave him in the oven did she?? OMG!! I was on the floor. She was so clever but that look on her face when he gave her taht answer. Ohh KODAK MOMENT!! *lol* KIDS!! GOTTA LOVE EM!

[Angel Chicken]

OH Monkey... sorry if I may have offended you! It wasn't posted to upset you or your hubby.

We often tell our kids that no one is any different from each other. No matter skin, height, weight, ect. They just catch on to these things... I'm not sure where he caught that though!!

[Mom to Lil Buddy]

My granddaughter was spending the night, and sleeping on a pallet beside my bed. Of course, the Schnauzer was there with her. Koko was the worst nose dog you ever saw, never gave up on sticking her nose in your hand to be petted. We had been to bed for about 40 minutes, and my granddaughter said "Grandma give me your hand." I thought she was missing her mom or feeling lonely. But when I dropped my hand down to take hers, she put it on the dog and said "Pet Koko for me so I can go to sleep."

[Monkey]

OH Monkey... sorry if I may have offended you! It wasn't posted to upset you or your hubby.

We often tell our kids that no one is any different from each other. No matter skin, height, weight, ect. They just catch on to these things... I'm not sure where he caught that though!!

seriously.. did you read my whole post? me offended??!! *LOL* he refers to himself as lickerish and chocolat.. we always say that when I go rich I will have him as my slave and servant. *roflamo* I told him about the chocolat boys.. he was ON THE FLOOR. we make fun of stereotypes including ourselves. Him and me joke about everything.

The thing is, Mina the terrier I had before.. she licked him always on the skin when she could. So he was like... why does this dog treat me like chocolat?
That is why the chocolat boys were so fun for us.
So PLEASE PLEASE do not feel that you have offended us cause you havent. I am REALLY hard to make upset.. ME on the other hand I am sometimes clumpsy and upset people, I never mean anything harm but I sometimes say things in the wrong order so it sounds bad.. (swedish vs english sentence building) so I always appolguise ahead.. :D
but please.. I LOVED the chocolat boys... for us it was even funnier since he is one.. My own little afropuff!!!

[RagTyme Boxers]

I am big on manners with my kids. Well my 4 yr old decided someone in Walmart needed some.

This past weekend we were in Walmart to grab a few things, he was sitting in the buggy quietly, being exceptionally good. I had my back to him looking at something when I hear him Hollar(he just had to yell it out) "Thats rude, you say excuse me please!"

Some one had moved another persons cart and Matt found that to be rude. LOL....to make matters worse he felt this person needed "time out" for not having manners and said as much, "Mommy you need to tell her to go to time out for bad manners."

[Angel Chicken]

I am big on manners with my kids. Well my 4 yr old decided someone in Walmart needed some.

This past weekend we were in Walmart to grab a few things, he was sitting in the buggy quietly, being exceptionally good. I had my back to him looking at something when I hear him Hollar(he just had to yell it out) "Thats rude, you say excuse me please!"

Some one had moved another persons cart and Matt found that to be rude. LOL....to make matters worse he felt this person needed "time out" for not having manners and said as much, "Mommy you need to tell her to go to time out for bad manners."

Oh my gosh, my kids have done that too!

[alibob238]

I had to share this, it made me laugh so much!
My mum and dad took my 3 year old niece to a country park place today, and she was pushing her luck with how many times she was allowed to run up and down these hills, you knwo how kids are always like "once more?" for like 30 times? Well anyway, she was doing that and my mum said, this really is your last time, if you don't come with us after this I'm going to put you back in your buggy and strap you in so you can't do it again. To which my niece replies "Ok" a little pause, then "good idea!"
The kid cracks me up :D She only turned 3 about 2 weeks ago bless her

[KatzNK9]

LOL, all these stories are just too cute.

[GreyhoundGirl]

Sort of the opposite... but funny just the same. On another forum, my dog-crazed friend asked if she was wrong to ask a new mother if her new baby was "a male or a female" lol I'd probably have done the same thing. I mean, who knew you were supposed to say boy or girl? :p She's been around dogs too much. :p

[kalismom]

Many years ago, my best friend's daughter was about 6 or 7(she is 23 now!), she asked where babies come from. They wanted her to get the proper information, so they bought her a book, and answered her questions honestly. She is a very smart child, so she got to thinking, that I never had children, because I didn't know about human reproduction. This child sat me down, read me her new book, and even drew me a picture of a uterus. I never cracked a smile the whole time. Then, this sweet little angel, looked me right in the eye, and said,"Can you believe that babies come out of you're china!"

[golden&hovawart]

A couple of yrs ago,my computer was dirty so I asked my son:"Did you touch it" and he answered:"I didn't but my fingers did".
I had to laugh!.

[KatzNK9]

These are great stories. I'm sitting here giggling away madly at my computer screen & my critters think I'm crazy.

[Jpierce]

This one was funny mostly because of my son's age at the time. He was barely 1-1/2 and we assumed he was way too young for intentionally sassy answers. He was in the kitchen amusing himself by removing soup cans from a cabinet. My wife casually asked him what he was doing, to which he replied, "Nothing you need to know about!"

[cookiemama]

when our son was little he used to take an interest in the garden as we used to mow the lawn at weekends, one particular time he asked if we would be hovering the grass today!
We also have a famous road in manchester called Curry Mile, it has lots of Indian restaurants, its in a place called Rusholme, during one parents evening we were checking out our daughters books and found a story with a picture about how we had been to RUSSIA for a curry, needless to say the teacher had been intreagued to see how far we would go for a meal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kids are so innocent!!

[MoJo]

When I was really little, it was bedtime, and I couldnt sleep, so I called my mom in and said really innocently, " Mommy, can you sing me a nightmare?" instead of lullabye! :D

[eilenej1]

I'm a little late to this thread, but when I was PG with my 2nd one, my 1st was almost 3. I was in a HUNGRY stage and had a bannana and was hungry again in about 20 minutes. I commented that the baby ate my bannana. So a few days later my son told me he was hungry because his baby ate his bannana! ;)

[xcolbi]

Aww, these are all just too cute! :D

[Udon'tknowme]

This was years ago...my oldest daughter is 28now. I was about to deliver my second child so my mother had taken Jenni to the Courthouse with her to pay taxes. The lady at the tax office asked Jenni her name...she told her that her name was Bullwinkle and that her Mama was going to have a baby squirrel and we were going to name it Rocky! She always had a vivid imagination! :D

[xcolbi]

Aww..that's adorable! Haha..:)