View Full Version : Why dogs are better than cats
alibob238
03-24-2007, 10:01 AM
Sorry if this is already one here somewhere
Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.
Cats look silly on a leash.
When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.
Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.
Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you.
Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain.
Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
xcolbi
03-24-2007, 10:49 AM
Lol. :)
KatzNK9
03-24-2007, 10:50 AM
Hey, hey, hey:p ... no dissin' cats:p ... LOL, that is too cute!:D
sayer&lester
04-12-2007, 03:17 AM
nice
That’s funny!
But you know, that's only partially true :D
Most cats are as you say, but I have a Siberian Cat that thinks she is a dog::wtf:
Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap.She will tilt her head, try to understand, but if she finds me silly or delusional, she surely will take a nap...
2. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
She will lick my face, sure, and my hands, then ask to cuddle with me on the couch…:rolleyes:
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
Hey, I don’t think she is that kind of cat…surly she does that with the dogs!:cool:
A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is. She knows when I’m sad, and she usually sleeps on my knees when it happens…
Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers. Ok…she will drop a dead mouse in front of my feet, and ask me why I’m not happy with her gift…:sicksmiley:
Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you. She always comes when I call her…sometimes she comes even if I call someone else
:wtf:
Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain. She plays with paper balls…she retrieves it and bring it back ‘cause she wants me to throw it again…
Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.That’s probably true…but just because she knows I’m not that helpless, and our fire alarm works quite fine :D
Ok, I just understood my cat is an alien :wtf: …
xsyd&palm
04-12-2007, 09:33 AM
haha..thanks for sharing:p
GitSol
04-12-2007, 09:41 AM
Aww - they're not all that bad! I know a Tonkinese who loves going walkies, plays fetch....I think she thinks she is canine! :D
lol!
TFTpwnsYou
04-12-2007, 10:10 AM
LOL! Can I add one to this? Dogs will get fur on your new 'fur'niture. Cats will look at you vengefully while destroying it. (not that I'd know:rolleyes: ...lol)
KatzNK9
04-12-2007, 10:24 AM
:p I see some other cat defenders have come to the rescue here. Hehehehe, still a hilarious post though.:)
GitSol
04-12-2007, 11:26 AM
lol - at one point I've have joined in with the cats=bad...but I'm a recent convert! ;)
cassiesmom
04-12-2007, 12:12 PM
Rebuttal time!
Sorry if this is already one here somewhere
Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap. (My cat tilts her head when i talk to her - I'm sure she understands what I say!)
Cats look silly on a leash. (Notwithstanding - she's not going outside without it on)
When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place. (She holds a grudge every day when I leave but there is no question she is delighted to have me home.)
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. (My cat doesn't remember mistakes)
A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is.(My cat senses moods... and we don't use a can opener at our house)
Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers. (Not a dead mouse, but a toy mouse! Besides, it's fun to watch her play with it with my slippers.)
When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all.(This is true.)
Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you. (I've heard this one before.)
Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain. (Not at my house! The best toys are pencils, ball point pens, and the plastic cap from a bottle of milk - because it's round and flat)
Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. (Heaven forbid I ever find out whether or not this is true.)
alibob238
04-23-2007, 02:49 PM
Duuuuuudes! i love cats, I have two, is only a joke :D
My cats are adorable, and they are very cute and cuddly and lovely, but cats on the whole def have an evil side! My cat will wait until I am nice and asleep before coming over to me in bed and clawing my scalp :) but she will also, and this is soooooooo cute, if i am crying she will come over to me and nuzzle against me and purr until I stop. It's so sweet!