Jpierce
04-05-2007, 09:31 AM
I’m not sure what got me started, but I made these up this morning. I can’t promise that I didn’t hear some of them elsewhere and store them in my sub conscience.
You might be a dog fanatic if…
You can call your best friend a bitch and she doesn’t take offense
You have ever “washed” your hands by letting the dog lick them
When someone says “spayed” you don’t think “shovel”
When someone says “neuter”, you don’t think “less clothed”
You have ever commanded your kids to “heel” in the mall
There is more hair on your pants than your head
You have ever used a slicker brush on your kids
You have the groomers on speed dial, but you can’t remember the name of your hair salon
You’ve memorized the ingredients of your dogs kibble, but you can’t remember what you had for lunch
The humane society gives you a volume discount
Petco has you on speed dial
Let’s see what other creative entries you can come up with :)
You might be a dog fanatic if…
You can call your best friend a bitch and she doesn’t take offense
You have ever “washed” your hands by letting the dog lick them
When someone says “spayed” you don’t think “shovel”
When someone says “neuter”, you don’t think “less clothed”
You have ever commanded your kids to “heel” in the mall
There is more hair on your pants than your head
You have ever used a slicker brush on your kids
You have the groomers on speed dial, but you can’t remember the name of your hair salon
You’ve memorized the ingredients of your dogs kibble, but you can’t remember what you had for lunch
The humane society gives you a volume discount
Petco has you on speed dial
Let’s see what other creative entries you can come up with :)